I absolutely love this. Haven't laughed so hard playing a game since probably Portal 2 - the humor was right up my alley. Great visuals too, I feel like typography in games isn't talked about enough and I think you did an excellent job with it. Backgrounds are beautiful and have some neat effects.

If I have a complaint, it's that the different answers don't really result in branching story, just some different dialogue. It's a bit on the short side, so I would have loved some additional endings or something.  Mostly I just want more of this.