How do I start....

At first, I saw a game called  Ultra ADHD which was rated as a comedy, I am a person who has ADHD so I saw the title and thought "maybe there's a lot of bullshit to distract ppl like ADHD feels like" but I was incredibly wrong.

I might not be a really old person with tons of wisdom in my head, but I am able to tell when something is a masterpiece, and this,  probably old game that you won't look up these times, is ONE BIG ASS MASTERPIECE.

I have played some indie games, that were astoundingly good in graphics, or good in breaking the fourth wall or having phillosophical meanings, one example I really love is Crashlands.

But let's get back to the point, sorry if this whole bible of a text is a bit tyring, this game has taught me a lesson, everyone can do any fucking shit they want (if not prohibited by the government) and live happily without caring about the rest.

When I saw the "pretentious ending" I laughed a LOT, the Lamp ending was incredibly funny, relative to the stanley parable broom wardrobe, as you mentioned in-game. But the one that catched me was the Cut Ending. I've never felt so "bonded" with a game ever, until a badly drawn character asked me my real name and talked about himself. 

Sorry again if this text is a bible but i needed to tell you, this is the best game I will ever play.

Thank you for UADHD.

Ps, I didn't shoot you.