Really cute early attempt at a game, but extremely rough as both a fun game, and a porn game. 

Gameplay is exceedingly unengaging and slow. The loop has no real driving factor. There is no hook. Especially since losing is how you get the porn. 

The porn itself is also flawed. Text comes in WAY too slow, much like the menu after getting the Game Over. It takes far, far too long to even be able to hit 'Plunder' again as you just sit there in an unskippable menu with your name on screen. The writing for the porn is mostly lackluster and rather dry. The art is very nice, but the climax sequences are lacking enough to make it all fall flat.

Given that there is no blending of porn to gameplay, this whole thing is simply unenjoyable for any but the most diehard gooners.