This porn-vania game has no right to be so fun.

I haven't even finished it and I'm giving it five stars.

Solid gameplay? Check. Huge map to explore? Check. Absolutely adorable main character? Check. Well-designed side characters? Check. Fun and engaging combat? Check. Conquering hot daddies both in combat and on every surface in their little quantum-apartments? Check.

Oh my god the grinding (and not just against hard... well, you know). I'm a huge fan of oldschool games that let you grind til you can one-shot bosses and that craving has long gone unsatisfied in modern games, but I found it here. Finding that one sweet spot and spending a couple hours smacking at it til you were overflowing  with cash and levels was as satisfying as beating the asses of some hot men and then tapping said asses (or being tapped). Some of those boss battles were legit challenging and I loved it. The way the dodge and Lenga's angel power (I forget the name rn forgive me) worked in tandem plus calling in a buddy when things got too rough and the different weapon options meant I could really sink my teeth into strategizing, and beating difficult battles felt rewarding after all my hard work grinding.

And the full voice acting? Oh my god? Lenga, marry me.

Obviously this is a silly game that doesn't take itself too seriously so some of the sex scenes had me rolling for just how unserious they were, but it was still overall very very well executed. You know exactly what you're getting when you press the download button, but you're getting it at such a high level and so solidly built that it's such a pleasant surprise.

The promise of hot daddies drew me in but the actual gameplay kept me playing. Absolutely top notch, no notes other than please sir may I have some more.