On my first try, I was "64 % gay  (: so close to the funny number" and it made me sad, so I went again and got "You are 88 % gay  With that number I hope you gettin some b-...special people in your life. :)"

Wow I hate it, I went from close on the low side to way too far on the high side. A bitch just wants the funny sex number! I am now mad in addition to being gay. I'm also craving a burger now. Goddammit.