I'm pretty sure I have read all of the "getting indexed" article and I think I qualify. I published my game yesterday and I can't find my game in the search results. Any idea why that would be?

Yes, because it takes more than 24 hours. Please check, it's in the docs.

Nsfw games that accept payments are currently not indexed.

Please read some indexing community threads for more information. Waiting time for indexing of over a month is not unusual, even without the nsfw problems. The docs are horribly outdated or overly optimistic.