It's very interesting that I was able to change my avatar right now, so this is a hint from Guster that I should bring his green to the world. very interesting.
A member registered Dec 13, 2025
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Thank you for coming to see us,
But unfortunately, I've forgotten what I was going to sing about.
I forget. I keep forgetting.
And when I forget everything, then I'll start to remember.
I forget to speak, I forget to remain silent,
I forget to do what I promised,
I forget. I keep forgetting.
And when I forget everything, then I'll start to remember.
I forget song lyrics, others' and my own,
I forgot my license, probably at the traffic police station.
I forget. I keep forgetting.
And when I forget everything, then I'll start to remember.
I forget about dates, I forget about business,
Recently, I forgot that I'm deeply in debt,
I forget. I keep forgetting. And when I forget everything, then I'll begin to remember.
I've heard this disease is called multiple sclerosis.
But I'm not that old yet; I haven't reached the point of multiple sclerosis.
But I keep forgetting,
And when I forget everything, then I'll begin to remember.
I forget to eat, I forget to drink,
One day I'll forget that I have to live,
I forget. I keep forgetting.
And when I forget everything, then I'll begin to remember.
ZOO
Listen, I was wondering what would happen if the events of Maeve's Academy took place in the world of the Vangers.
The main character would be one of the many Vangers, the only *creatures* capable of traveling through destroyed worlds and binding escaves. The main character's difference from the others would be that he had started one of the ancient artifacts. (For example, "The Line Dancer" or "The Mechanical Messiah")
Canonically, everything would have started on Fostral, the world of the Elipods (let's assume they're the equivalent of witches). They're prone to poetry, ethereality, and cultural development. The Elipods even mention that their eskayvash has schools, but just like in the game, our vanger would never have gone to school. And yes, they're the ones who possess most of the fascinating devices of the long-gone human civilization (artifacts). I could describe the romance that would be there, but I don't think you'd enjoy the description of caterpillar orgies with a side effect of one of the participants being reincarnated.
After some time, Vanger earned a key to a portal to Glorx, the world of the Biburats (with a bit of a stretch, but let's imagine them as the equivalent of elves). The Biburats are warlike, military-minded, and incredibly bureaucratic, rejecting love. In short, it's a hell that's half-flooded with acid and half-covered with military outposts. That's where our vanger would have died. And if he didn't die, he would have been enslaved. And if he wasn't enslaved, he would have been used as a sports equipment or a heroin target. In short, the fate of someone who wasn't born on Glossary wasn't bright. But let's say he stole documents from another dead vanger, or rose from slave to agent. In that case, he would have received a key to the next world.
Necros, the final world where our vanger could experience life. The Cicses who live here (it seems to me that the analogy with demons is suitable in the field), and they are absolute crazy and mad tightly beaten drug addicts, from the mention of substances that any other kind of life almost faints. But yes, they are the most female-like creatures, and they call vangers their husbands, so romance is quite possible.
And I sincerely hope that at this point vanger stopped his adventure, because then there will be no hope or understanding of what is happening for him anymore.
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By the way, I've decided to break into Maeve's Academy for the nostalgia. And I found out that in 0.2.2 (around the time I already liked her, but I hadn't been to the fanat yet.) Jade's favorite dish is "pierogi", which means pies in Russian, but in English, as I understand it, dumplings.
However, I have to admit to you, I'm not as much of a fan of the Maeve Academy as I used to be. And all because of an incredibly unpleasant series of events:
When I started to get really into it, I almost immediately ran to the Hatchet discord server, but on the same day that I joined, Dvach (a Russian forchan, but without political criminals) ran there and started spamming blackmail, and as a result, Hatchet banned all the Russians who joined that day, and I got caught up in the heat. It was sad, but I managed to meet a couple of people from there, and we started to correspond.
When I wanted to discuss the Maeve Academy somewhere else, I found out that the comments on itch had been closed a couple of days earlier.
After a while, I wanted to support Hatchet financially, so I went to Patreon and subscribed for \$5. However, two weeks later, Patreon banned Russian users from using its services and canceled my subscription. For over a year, I only used my MA public account.
It's been relatively recently, since about August 2025, that I've been regularly using subscribestar's services, and it seemed like I'd found happiness. However, in January 2026, it simply stopped working.
Of course, there are now comments in itch, and the cartridge is available through third-party programs. However, I still "don't trust anyone and don't expect anything."
