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the web build doesnt seem to work, i dont reccomend going through the hassle just to try out a player controller, but if you wish, download the linux or windows build

cant believe this was made in just 96 hours

is it fine if i skip sound design entirely then?

i love the english on this page (not sarcasm)

son, tell me how many plays you get in the first month after you release ur slop game. there is not one gamer who would prefer to play an ai slop game over a human slop game. gl getting money on steam, most stores and publishers force you to disclose ai usage in the project.

i dont wanna waste my time on smt which is gonna go to a random llm anyways, so just watch these (if you are even capable enough for that) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTaZRMzH1Wc

you are probably too young to remember, but people have been using premade assets to mass create slop for decades, and nobody pays shit for them except rarely when 1 or 2 from the millions goes viral and that only happens when the game design is actually good might i add.

i dont think you understand the level at which most game developers are, you spend thousands on tokens to make a game which is barely any fun, while a game dev not only does the same thin in around the same time for free, but the game dev actually understands the code base and does microadjustments for sometimes years until its fun af.

nobody wants your soulless shit. and llm’s steal and plagiarise for their training, which is similiar to using premade assets (but which werent free) which even a teen or even younger child can do, you probably are a teen so you should know this well i hope

tldr, human slop is a compliment

then rename to meat proxy jam

W pack, u botta make it to my gaes credits

use libreoffice

you couldnt pay me to be a judge for ts

didnt expect cracking eggs to be this juicy lol

can you use email or matrix rather than discord?

Thanks

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what price are you aiming for?

Nice, Reminds me of Portal.

You’re Welcome :)

Oh yeah, your game is very nice. i like the ambient lights. i did just look at the screenshots

nice

Cool

I Saw a game like this on Youtube. very cool. would be cool if you could make different factions fight each other.

yeah, i didn’t have time for audio. lol

Oh yeah, in the main. Menu, there is a secret (not so secret anymore) keybind that let’s you fly and become invincible.

There’s power ups that remove the slippy movement. I’ll give you a hint, the best one is on the far left of the map.

Sadly some folks here are complaining it’s too hard and some are complaining it’s too easy. I think it’s the problem of the level which should have rewarded the good players with better scores and the less good players with an easy experience.

I might make a new map later after the jam. If I get in the top 25% Although 33.3% would still be good

Yeah you are right, the slippy movement is a feature, and I should’ve given the player some cool power. Like freezing time for 10 sec or shoot water drops on enemies. And also so e enemies. But yeah. It’s likely first proper game jam.

For the bugs, they just don’t work on the Web. They work on windows but I never got it up in time. And that other version had all problems fixed and better art. Sadly it didn’t upload.

For the lighting, I planned so much more. But I forgot to update the jam build with the updated QoL features and better art. After the jam is over, I might Polish the game even more if its well received. And finally add a downloadable build.

Great idea. I could even add more maps and make a proper tutorial. Thx for the idea, it’s honestly a great one.

More nitro needed for better experience

i thought the title was like, keep crying. that man crying really confused me. but after playing it, i understood that it ment smt else. you really fooled me lol. edit: i dont like the desktop experience. must be played on mobile for the real experience.

The game went off the charts (pun intended) on the immersiveness. although the absence of a menu that shows which key corresponds to which track really broke my immersion. my game has this “god mode” that is there for the noobs if they are too bad at the game. maybe you can add smt similar

very nice, game. i like how you made everything glow. i wanted to do the same for the lava in my game but i couldn’t do it. how did you do it?

didn’t you say on discord that you will open source this project or smt?

that is because you are an ice. its like the main challenge of the game: speedrun with the bad movement. there is even a power up (the ice phoenix feather) that makes you move normally, as if it were a precision platformer, for only 20 seconds (a run lasts ~2 minutes).

if you still think its hard. it might just be a skill issue. but that can be fixed by replaying the game.

thank you for your concern.

100/10 game.

Thanks, but I only had time to make 3…

How!? I made sure the beginning was easy and the rest was hard. Did you win the game? What was your time? (It should save that as best time)