Platform: Linux (Debian 12) through the Itch launcher
You might choose to not support Linux, and if so, I understand.
The Itch Launcher successfully boots the Windows version, so making a few tweaks to get the windows version to work on Linux might not be too crazy, which is why I am suggesting and reporting this.
I boot the game, select "New Game", go through a few dialogs (nsfw, preg comments, intro, videos), there might be 5 seconds or so of music on a black screen for some of these settings which can be skipped, and then the game displays the "Now Loading..." screen and will not proceed.