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Hi KS7!

I get the fact that the kid is 16 BUT that’s the point!! He can grow up and make some cool games! 
Because this was HORRIBLE!!

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8-/10

Hello! This was a very good game. It needs more depth of lore, like a lot. This is the kind of game that with a great story can get very far.
I really hope you keep working on it, make a full version maybe on Steam with all the "flaws" fixed and a breathtaking lore.

we, at DaReviewer studios, hope and pray for your success, Good luck mate !

Additional Review Analysis:

-Toilet test: N/A

-Mirko's test: N/A

-Patrick's eye shield: PASSED

-Andrea's volume choice: 24 (no changes)

-Spooks: 6/10

-Enjoyment: 9/10

1.5/10

I've lost my hands.

Additional Review Analysis:

-Toilt test: ...

-Mko's tst: ...

-Patrick's ee seld: ...

-Andra's vlue choice: ...

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8/10

Im not a fan of these kind of game (analog horror in general) but i have to say that this was a good experience, we at the DaReviewer Studios got a couple of good spook sand a lot of fun playing this piece.

Additional Review Analysis:

-Toilet test: N/A

-Mirko's test: N/A

-Patrick's eye shield: FAILED

-Andrea's volume choice: 0 (HE GOT REALLY SCARED!!!)

-Spooks: 9/10

-Enjoyment: 9/10

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1/10

This game makes me feel like a lobster with tape on my claws.

Terribile, i've never did something worse than playing this bullcrap toilet game! I mean it all! Very very boring, poor poor ambient quality and lore. 

Huge time loss in my life, i feel like i could've went for a walk or something.

Please, quit making games like this. Im dead serious, you can do waaaaay better than this, don't be the common dev making short and bad quality horror games on this platform, study, learn, and improve yourself. I don't want to be your enemy, i want to be your friend, i want to see you improve and i REALLY  can't wait to play another game of yours.

Sincerely.

Additional Review Analysis:

-Toilet test: N/A

-Mirko's test: N/A

-Patrick's eye shield: PASSED 

-Andrea's volume choice: 46 (decreased volume for annoying sounds)

-Spooks: 2/10

-Enjoyment: 2/10

8/10

WOWAWUWY!!! Thats what im talking about! What a nice experience, really nice idea, nice concept, also the inventory that's not just a menu but you can interact with it, i really like the ambience and the fact that there's no music what so ever.

But i have to say it, the ending was NOT IT!! We at the DaReviewer Studios were underwhelmed by the fact that  a game so cool had an endinng so random, i mean i get that it's lore but you could've at least out some effort in it.

Also the graphics sometimes fells wonky and people at the DaReviewer Studios were throwing up everywhere!!!

Bonus points for patch for potato pc.

Additional Review Analysis:

-Toilet test: N/A

-Mirko's test:N/A

-Patrick's eye shield: PASSED 

-Andrea's volume choice: 40 to 60 (Andrea not amused)

-Spooks: 6/10

-Enjoyment: 7,5/10 

8-/10

I liked this game!! Very original, loved the style, you successfully made the psx style not look flat/boring as a lot of other games in this platoform do.
I liked the story, not as the style tho, i did find it pretty "flat", i would have loved to see more depth to it, more rooms, more stuff to interact (not just damn points of interest that gives you BETTER NOT TOUCH THIS!), i get that it's your first full completed project but it gave me this sensation that i can't ignore.
Still, pretty good. You should keep working on it cause you got this!

Additional Review Analysis:

-Toilet test: N/A

-Mirko's test: N/A

-Patrick's eye shield: N/A

-Andrea's volume choice: 40 (not scary enough to lower volume)

-Spooks: 0/10 (no spooky spook spook ;C)

-Enjoyment: 8/10 (pretty laggy tho)


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5/10

We are back with another review! Now, this game is the most itch.io slop to ever exist: PSX graphics, wanky movement, always the same thing. And we are FED UP!!!

I think you could do better than this, be more creative!!!

Additional Review Analysis:

-Toilet test: FAILED (KINDA)

-Mirko's test: N/A

-Patrick's eye shield: N/A

-Andrea's volume choice: 40 (Not scary enough to turn down the volume)

-Spooks: 7/10

-Enjoyment: 4

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7-/10

This demo has space for improvements! The story is a bit superficial tho, you should add more details and make it "scarier". I liked a lot to be the threat, "original" idea, nowadays its very difficult.
Make it perfect dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Additional Review Analysis:

-Toilet test: N/A

-Mirko test: Failed!

-Patrick's eye shield: N/A

-Andrea's volume choice: 0 

-Spooks: 4/10

-Enjoyment: 6/10

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2.5/10

What a terrible way to start this rating season... the only reason we didnt rate this shithole 0 is beacause it at least started, how did this game got so good rated.

The plot is terrible, my partner was so shocked by how much terrible this game is that he got up and took a walk to think about it.

The jkumpscares are terrible, this is the copy of the copy of the copy of the copy of the copy of the copy of the copy of the copy  of the copy.

PLEASE STOP MAKE PSX GAMES STOP STOP STOP STOP STP STOP 

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Additional Review Analysis:

-Toilet test: N/A

-Mirko test: FAILED! 

-Patrick's eye shield: N/A

-Andrea's volume choice: +4

-Spooks: TERRIBLE

-Enjoyment:  INFAMOUS!!!!!!!!!!

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7-/10 - I liked the idea, it added some depth to a mainstream type of horror game.  It's a good game overall but it's not that type that gives the wow factor. 

I'd personally add some more atmosphere details to make it more creepier.

Additional Review Analysis:

-Toilet test: N/A

-Mirko test: FAILED

-Patrick's eye shield: N/A

-Andrea's volume choice: Unchanged (38)

-Spooks: 1/10

-Enjoyment: 7/10

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7/10 

As a demo its a great start, but i have to say that idk how you're going to continue this... but i think that you will get your hands on this product and will make a great content, we hope =).

It really stand out on the platform! Finally a game that doesnt hava PSX graphics, also good idea on the final jumpscare we really thought that was cool! 

Additional Review Analysis:

-Toilet test: SUPER PASSED

-Mirko test: FAILED

-Patrick's eye shield: N/A

-Andrea's volume choice: 30-38 (adjust volumez plz)

-Spooks: 7/10

-Enjoyment: 7/10

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9-/10 i don't know if you will read this but this was a very very cool game. Finally i played something actually scary, giving us strong sensations about being watched and in danger. I like the way you took the classic "analog horror" style and made it way deeper and terrifing but most importantly interactive. Honestly i hope people in this platform look at this and evaluate what an horror game feels like. 

Additional Review Analysis:

-Toilet test: N/A

-Mirko test: PASSED 

-Patrick's eye shield: N/A

-Andrea's volume choice: 34

-Spooks: 9/10

-Enjoyment: 9/10

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6/10 

I liked the idea, i want to be brutally honest. It felt like a demo, it lacks of a lot of "Must have" things horror games need, for example i didn't felt threatened  at all, the sounds (as said in the giant trophy you have on this page) are literally just voices (good quality) but nothing crazy for the ambience spookiness. The enemies are kinda non-existent, i would have preferred something more demoniac style :/. Also the "boss"... Damn, make it move, make our spells like projectiles, make it dodge... idk you could have made a lot of good things out of this idea and its a shame to see it this "raw".

I look forward to see you again in another game hoping that will be as original but way more "game".

Additional Review Analysis:

-Toilet test: N/A

-Mirko test: Failed

-Patrick's eye shield: N/A

-Andrea's volume choice: 36 

-Spooks: 1/10 (i liked the shadow silhouette) 

-Enjoyment: 6/10

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Hello candoken!!!

Thank you for asking!
We are DaReviewer, the first horror game reviewer crew that dont feel the need to kiss ass and only speaks the truth.

Feel free to ask another stupid question!

At your service,

DaReviewer

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Hello olliehall,

You’re not understanding our point of view! We’re not saying that your game is horrible, but that its nothing new! And that there are games that deserved the title way more than yours, 7/10 its not a bad rating, “my dude”. 

Also congratulations for appearing in the Markiplier video! I was just watching that. But remember that if a YouTuber play your game is automatically an awesome game!

We enjoyed playing your game anyway, even though you hate poor little us :((((((

Sincerely,

DaReviewer!

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Hello olliehall

Sorry for the late response! 

Your game is a “basic horror experience” it has of course some good game mechanics, but it adds nothing to our beloved horror game industry!

If you only spent your time in making your game better instead of acting butthurt you’d actually deserve the “#1 horror game” title!!

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8/10

Very cool idea for an indie game, i must say tho it needs some more depth to the lore and i hope you put more in the finished game, the graphics look amazing both in the real world and the game, maybe add some spookiness to make it feel more like an "horror" game than a "creepy" one.

Its a great start and i hope you dont mess up, ALSO PLEASE STOP USING AI TO MAKE POSTERS OR IMAGES IN THE GAME, I KNOW ITS THE QUICKEST AND CHEAPEST WAY TO PUT DETAILS IN THE GAME BUT STILL TRY TO PUT SOME EFFORT IN THAT TOO.

Additional Review Analysis:

-Toilet test: N/A

-Mirko test: N/A

-Patrick's eye shield: 0%

-Andrea's volume choice: 24

-Spooks: 2/10

-Enjoyment: 7.5/10

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3/10

Im Furious! I dont get this game... The lore feels written with chatgpt and the gameplay is the classic grab and put x100 times... I'm here to see people succeed, i'm not here to hate!!! The graphics looks cool tho, even if it's a little bit bad optimized.
Please, keep up working on making games and make something that will make our jaws drop! I believe in you!

Additional Review Analysis:

-Toilet test: N/A

-Mirko test: N/A

-Patrick's eye shield: NONE

-Andrea's volume choice: 32 (very bad....)

-Spooks: 0/10

-Enjoyment: 3-/10

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7/10

Although it won #1 horror game and #3 game award its a pretty basic horror experience, dont get me wrong the idea and the gampelay its pretty original but i've seen games in this platform way better than this and i dont get why it was this year winner...

Additional Review Analysis:

-Toilet test: PASSED!

-Mirko test: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

-Patrick's eye shield: N/A

-Andrea's volume choice: 32 (volume 2 low)

-Spooks: 0/10

-Enjoyment: 4/10

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Hello CoolGuyBraydan

sorry for the even later response, im not reading all of that, have a god day.

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7/10 Cool game! i liked the ambient of it and the way you put us in a "hero" situation. I must say that the dino is a little bit "too soft" i would have preferred to see it way bigger and scarier and its not just additional taste, the way you made it didn't made me feeling really in danger. I liked the shooting mechanic, it felt smooth and "heavy".

This is clearly a first game of many judging from the ending... I really hope you keep working on it and give us something way cooler for the next game! 

Additional Review Analysis:

-Toilet test: N/A

-Mirko test: FAILED

-Patrick's eye shield: 0%

-Andrea's volume choice: 22

-Spooks: 2/10

-Enjoyment: 7/10

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6/10 

the idea was cute but the realization was a bit lame.the mechanic of the carrion was fun it added dynamism to the gameplay.  Plus for the album of ****** because i like her ( she didn't pay us).  I must say that the interaction with the objects was too much scripted and of poor game design. keep on working on it because the idea of a dj that work at night is cool. 

Additional Review Analysis:

-Toilet test: FAILED

-Mirko test: HALF PASSED (Pizza delivery jumpscare)

-Patrick's eye shield: 80%

-Andrea's volume choice: 22

-Spooks: 2/10

-Enjoyment: 4/10

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9-/10 VERY NICE JOB!!! This game used the fnaf4 mechanic to make a complete game adding his own mechanics, the gameplay is very fun and exciting, i really the idea of putting various defensive objects to prevent the incombing death.

Although i might suggest to improve the movements in the "GameKid" bit, it feels overly wanky, but still its enjoyable.

Looking forward to play the full game!

Additional Review Analysis:

-Toilet test: N/A

-Mirko test: FAILED

-Patrick's eye shield: 20%

-Andrea's volume choice: 22

-Spooks: 6.5/10

-Enjoyment: 8.5/10 

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UNPLAYABLE/10 add graphic options and we will rate your game!!!

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8/10 This game was a nice journey. I liked a lot the way it tell us the story, the dialogues while setting up the moving boxes (original way to entertain in a commonly boring activity in horror games), the atmospheric twitst in the first night, the unexpected trip in the protagonist nightmares... you made me feel that you had put love into this project (the details on the arms are crazy!) But for the final... didn't respect the standards of the game, it gave me the feeling that you rushed it. 

BTW, overall it was a great experience! And nowadays it's difficult to stand up with original ideas for horror games and from my point of view you succeded it. Keep on working and give us some gems!

Additional Review Analysis:

-Toilet test: FAILED :C

-Mirko test: N/A

-Andrea's volume choice: 16

-Spooks: 2/10

-Enjoyment: 8/10

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9,5/10 WOW!!! Highest rate we given on this site in a year of hard reviewing.

This is a unique experience, it has everything: graphic, originality, everything you can wish for from a horror game.

First of all, the enviroment you're found is a small dark room, and it helps a lot for the immersion in the game since is the same the player is. You feel trapped unbale to defend yourself in any way. 

This create a tension build up without abusing for overused jumpscares, you feel the anguish increase the more you play.

The reason we didnt gave a 10 to this (awesome) game is that maybe some more details would've been appreciated..

Honortable mention: the sound design is one of the best i've ever heard in a game, when the character in the game walk and you hear footsteps in your house in real time.

Additional Review Analysis:

- Toilet test: N/A

- Mirko test: FAILED!

- Andrea's volume choice: 14 - 18

- Spooks: 10/10

- Enjoyment: 10/10

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3/10 The game is meh, it's just something that we saw thousand times, i mean the tasks and the triggers are super clichè and a little too simple. Need to mention that the game have a lot of flaws, for example i glitched the bookshelf, the plate, the cabbage, the tomatoes, the knives, the milk... basically everything you can touch... Take this comment as a way to improve and not just as a mere bad review! 

Additional Review Analysis:

- Toilet test: FAILED

- Mirko test: N/A

- Spooks: Too basic

- Enjoyment: 2/10

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7,5/10 Very original game, the fact that nothing in the game is explained is actually pretty cool because it helps speculating the plot of the game. The gameplay is also something new, and the twist at the end was also cool.

But i have to say that the part where you dodge the potholes was a little bit repetitive, but anyway it added some challenge to the game.

Ciu'calin test passed!!!  

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7/10 Overall good experience. I think it's above the average here on itch. It have some deepness into it, gameplay and story wise (i like the way you have put choices that interferes with the endings). Loved the animations/cutscenes (its gold here on itch) BUT i would have preferred some more deepness to the smiling man trama besides the one found in the Files section, maybe a good way to make a sequel. (also good jumpscares)

Mirko test passed!!!

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Sorry for the late response, it's not a psychological horror, it's just a visual experience the gameplay doesn't fit and could be a lot better!
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we’ll see about that………….

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CHILLA's COFFEE/10 I mean, i know that its a demo but its the same game, add something to the gameplay and the lore to make it interesting.
I want to play it when it will be fully released it so make it goooood!!!!!

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4.5/10 Your game was enjoyable but there are a lot of things i think you should've added to make it more complete. The idea itself its not so original, it reminds us of fnaf pizzeria simulator but i like how your story turned out...
I'm not saying that its bad but i feel like i've played a self driven game.

Keep on working for it tho, i like the way you write stories.
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4/10 This could've been one of the most interesting game in this platform, the idea is original, the graphic style is outstanding. But you cant rate a game out of peer graphic... if only you would've put the same effort in the gameplay... but we see potential in you work so we look forward to see more from you!!

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7/10 - This game was a great experience but it had some flaws in it... First of all the ending was super disappointing, i dont get why putting a wall of text as an ending sounded as a great idea to you. I would have appreaciated some more detailed gameplay trama (for example the working is a cool idea but maybe putting the minigame inside a pc overlay was better). The "enemy" was maybe bugged cause it was both outside and inside the house during the living room event. Also failed toilet test...........

BTW Very cool idea, pretty original and I LOVED the graphics style cause it was on point on the trama (like sleep deprevation style) and it made me seeing things.

Looking forward to see more of your work!!!!!!!!!!!!

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5.5/10, we liked the idea but the gameplay of doing the same task over and over waiting for a jumpscare is kinda old, maybe a bit more of details in the game would've made us to enjoy it a little more. We didnt feed it until it was night but nothing happened, kinda upset  that even by trying to break the game "rules" nothing changed.

Overall its a pretty enjoyable horror game, gave us a couple of spooks!!

Keep up with the good work 

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9-/10 This game was very original in the concept  and in the gameplay, the first 7/8 nights really scared us out, we saw that you putted a lot of effort in making the game scary in the first half of the game, which is the best part in our opinion: the moving monkey, the lights that cut out while you sleep.

But it seems like half way through the game you gave up and made the game a little repetitive,  the game was still really enjoyable though and very original compared to all the games in the website, which make this project one of the best ehat we ever played!

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6/10 I really liked the idea behind this project. it's rare to find something different these days and i think you did it but with some flaws: i'd preferred smoother animations especially for the enemy  cause it breaks the atmosphere, the jumpscares aren't "jumpscaring" and the plot is a little bit questionable (i would have added a starting sequence where you explore the house instead of just dying in 2 sec and maybe something more in the ending). BTW it was a cool little game and i'd like to see other games from you.
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8.5/10 - very cool game. I loved the atmosphere narrow, dark and with the sensation of being trapped all the time with original content and well made "enemy".  i would have preferred the plot to be a little more "psychological horror" rather than putting a "real" psycho in a random basement and making it end like he was sparing you. BTW it was a great experience and i'd love to play other games from you.

PS: please next time put some effort with the fonts and the captions
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