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Fun fact, he already knows that. I found all the deoxys typos already and that was the first one no need to warn him about more he's fixed them already

I looked back at the pokemon lore and relized two things

1. Darkrai is either going to be misunderstood by the people around her due to her giving nightmares and is wishing to be understood or is an actually evil mfer because that's the two ways Darkrai gets interpreted  

2. Giritina bout to have immense mommy issues... there's no "or" that's just factual.

You doing that for this update? 

If your going to go back and edit chapter 1 perhaps you can add leaf/green in? 

tbf idk how you would but just an idea. 

I mean ... MAYBE but that leads to the question about legendary Pokémon and their evolution lines which honestly I find a lil dumb. Like do we need Cosmoem or could we just do Cosmog? Do we need Meltan AND Melmetal? Do we need type:Null or would we just skip to Silvally? 

In my opinion, you could probably do reasonable cuts and lower it to 13 or even 10 if you put all the Tapu together which by that point it would probably be quicker.

I mean I started the convo bout gen 6 but gen 7 is SOOOOO far from now its not really worth contemplating even now. 

Ok so some notes. 

1. Its good that you acknowledged Zygardes unique attribute and trying to think of a way it would work. That's probably one of the challenges chainsaw isn't looking forward towards. I think complete form would basically be when the breed scene happens not a side scene. Pairing Zygarde with admin/scientists was actually what I was thinking also.

2. There is no kalos queen that's anime only so not going to show up most likely

3. Side scenes with mega evolved Pokémon makes sense since this would be the time tho threesomes with the human characters is ehhhh, having the humans lead to solo side scenes makes sense. 

4. Pokemon showcase is an anime only thing as well though I do know there is a beauty contest type thing in the game so perhaps something similar could be pulled with that tho who and what that will lead to is up in the air game Serena isnt necessarily the same as anime Serena 

Yeah you see why I recommended this be done in a google doc lol. But hey, you went even further beyond

Not trying to make you feel more dumb or anything but Cynthia is in the teaser images for chapter 4/gen 4/Sinnoh

Well first off there are 6 mons, three legends and three Mythics and second, gen 6 won't be for a loooooong while we still have 2 generations that are so large we are getting them in 2 part updates. 

If you have ideas for gen 6 feel free to air them out tho. I type in paragraphs all the time and haven't gotten shit on for it.... tho don't feel like you need to write a 10 page essay lmao

Chainsaw likes to hear peoples thoughts so shoot away. 

I was being a weirdo and attempting to predict the gen 5 pairings (some were pretty easy to see the line... but omg trying to draw lines for most are hard and trying to figure out locations on the Unova map are gonna drive me insane I pity you) and came across an idea for a side scene.  

Undella town is Cynthia's summer vacation destination so perhaps after getting pregnant by you, she goes to Undella to get away from public attention only to bump into you again ... and ask for seconds ;). Perhaps its only available if you got Arceus, breed Cynthia and then breed Caitlin. 

Frankly, Undella town seems like a breeding ground (tee-hee) of potential side scenes since you can literarily bump into the  Unova female gym leaders and elite four in Undella town and specifically the female ones. A bikini party of baby mommas imagine that. 

Also things that seem possible but also try-hard would be to change dialogue like Caitlin would point out seeing Cynthia pregnant before you even do her breed scene like with Karen and other changes associated with the Karen-Agatha stuff, perhaps changing Cynthia's second ship text depending on if you did the side scene or not like perhaps she is disappointed if you didn't do the side scene, and the most wild maybe not just her dialogue but image as well changes though that assumes we enter the pregnant sex tag. 

Just some ideas... also who are you working on now I assume you finished Shaymin lmao. 

(Addendum, Caitlin owns the villa Cynthia is in so instead of bumping into her Caitlin provides you access after figuring out you're the father, thus meaning THREE potential Cynthia ship dialogs, one where she is oblivious to the fact you were even there because you didn't breed Caitlin, one where she is disappointed you didn't come by to see her despite breeding Caitlin and the one you get for doing the side scene. This idea just keeps getting better.) 

Here is an idea, I did all the translations myself and with that hindsight you could try to make a document with a table like this

I won't do all of them but it should be a useful guide when translating her text, also if you find typos don't worry Chainsaw knows and I think is going to fix/has fixed them for the next update

No. I don't think a parody porn game made with ai images using html is the type of game steam would allow, even for free. Steam has a set of guidelines and I don't this this game passes at all.

Yeah, it feels to me that one goal for this game is to represent the regions and the games within said regions, so having representatives of the evil team seem like requirements in my brain. The fact the Scientist girls are all similarly designed with that visor immediately said to me "oh you can do a large group scene with them."

Also while typing this comment I went and checked to see if you missed a villain team girl and found Ariana... god damn she hot.  Funnily enough Gen 4 is when they gave her a name.  

That's been my assumption also but along with that perhaps grouping some of the human girls together could work like instead of having Serene and Shauna be separate humans just stick em together. They are canonical friends so they could be hanging out together when you bump into them. Or my very subtle hint that a fivesome with the Flare scientists would be appreciated wink ;) nudge.

But its also clear that cuts need to be made due to the lack of Legendaries like even in your own example that's 3 out of 6 Pokemon unless one of those 3 have their own special requirement. Again, issue to be solved later Gen 6 is not anywhere near being developed we still have Gen 5 after Sinnoh

The pseudo-legendaries are set to be side scenes you get for being a completionist. Again this is an issue to be solved later because we are no where close to gen 6 .

I just realized something funny. If you make it to Gen 6 your going to run into the issue of there being too many potential human girls to pair with legendarys to the point that instead of needing to pair Pokémon together, you may need to do that with the humans lol. 

Like you have the female player character, the rival, 4 gym leaders, 2 elite four members, the champion and 4 evil team admins* like sure you can cut the bug type gym leader but other cuts may be harder. I know this is nowhere near close enough to actually figure out rn but I find it funny. 

*they are very similar design wise so if you wanted to represent team Flare you could very easily squish them together into an wacky fivesome possibly just a thought not me trying to lead a direction ;)

To be fair, these two next generations have a lot of mons even with the packaging of some together and removal of 1 in gen 4 that's still 11 scenes + humans + the ship stuff afterwards AND any of the side scenes that will be added into previous chapters. 

And for gen 5, assuming there will be a repackaging of some kind it will be at minimum 11 or 13 if no repackaging occurs + all the other features in the chapter. 

Needless to say these next chapters will have a lot of content so splitting it will get content out sooner, lets chainsaw take a break and not burnout and, allows for potential issues to be caught sooner rather then later such as image embed issues, typos and more.

if it makes you feel better gen 6 probably isn't going to be split lmao

They have already made most of the images its the first thing done for updates. Besides that, using generators that limit the amount of generations one could do feels like it would hinder the process of trial and error needed to create satisfactory images. 

Also lil bit rude to imply he doesn't get how to use ai at this point like sure I have seen mistakes in some images like mewtwo's horns(?) becoming three and eyes being strange but clearly he's got enough understanding to make proper images. I mean he never promised ultra quality when we have his description being "I write low quality porn for my own amusement."

For those two I would probably say gen 7 you can do Silvally and gen 6 is like a break for you lmao they only add 6 legends/myths so you don't really need a futa, but if its one per you should probably do Volcanion even if the myths don't have any gender thing its male coded enough and also kinda reminds me of Heatran which feels like a fun angle to work with. 

Ah the horses I see where you are going with that. I will point out the remaining legends with the male gender ratios (all myths are labeled genderless from what I can see) 

Gen 5: The Forces of Nature (all three of them 100% male) 

Gen 6: None lmao

Gen 7: None again lmao

Gen 8: Urishifu (And the pre evolution but that's a whole different question for a different time)  (weird 87.5 male 12.5 female split) 

Gen 9: The Loyal Three (100%) and Terapagos (50/50)

Of course this requires you to make it all the way to Gen 9. 

I will say that even though I did warn about overdoing the futa, I'm not opposed to making the Forces of Nature all futa when the time comes to it not just because the gender ratio logic but if you were to go past gen 5,  in gen 8 there is Enamorus, the fourth Force of Nature who is 100% female which could provide a fun writing angle. Don't feel forced to have to put a futa in each chaptor tho write what you feel. 

Follow up, you said that there will be a week in May were you can't work on the game. I don't need to know why but what week will you be away and would that also stop you from answering comments? 

Also I'm curious if you have a rule on when a mon will be futa. The pattern established so far of having those with male gender ratio (partly or fully) be futa would be one I would follow personally because it actually will lead to plenty of futa scenarios just with that limitation, it wont distract from the primary kinks of the game and you wrote that futa's would be rare (tho gen 5 will test that lol) so you wouldn't want to overuse them. 

there are some bugs I think should be reported

1. When asking for help with chica for the pizza you need to cum on, you get sent to the foxy boob scene for some reason puppet tells you nothing. 

2. I don't get bonus scrap from the fights it doesn't appear in my scrap

I just noticed something that I think you may have caught and fixed already while working on side scenes in chapter one but just in case... 

Mews text colour was updated from a hot pink to a more light pink that matches her skin colour and doesn't conflict with Mewtwos hot pink text. 

However you missed some instances of her text mainly one line at the start of the Daisy Oak breed scene and when you get briefed before your attempt to capture her by Maple. 

1. Cool

2. I get it ;)

3. Understandable it would be easier to just get them done And I can also see a reason as to why because Heatran is on the Battle Zone so you could have it be closed for some reason

3 Small questions:

1. Which mon/mons are you working on now? 

2. What are some side scenes you have added? (Don't need to disclose all, gotta keep some surprises :) )

3. I gave the idea of moving one of the sub legends to the second part (The Lake Guardians specifically) to balance the content split between the two halves (6/5 compared to 7/4) was wondering what you thought of that.  

Someone asked this before, Chainsaws answer was basically the game isn't for money so if a site is going to use it, its not a real bother. (Edit: I just looked at the site and they technically credit Chainsaw lol but the comments seem to feel positive about the game... ones a little strange tho I won't repeat it here but if one were to check they can see what I mean. Also now I'm curious how many plays/visits the game has gotten on itch since porngameshub claims 87k visits. I've never really trusted the numbers on those sites even on the more credible ones like gamcore) 

Arceus is going to have a barrier for entry (collect all the mains) and the one chance as every Mythical does but I doubt there will be a second chance if you fail (Unless you use saves but who would do that :) ). Arceus does have a reginal human partner as well so I doubt it will be a Pokemon that simply comes back later in a different update. As for the actual content of the capture, I wouldn't know but your idea of it being a mix of most of the mechanics used so far feels fitting for scale and I'm going to assume was Chainsaws plan. Just know the next update is split and Arceus is being added in the second part. 

If you look at the FAQ it explains that it will be done when its done. Its hard to actually do an ETA when there are a lot of factors like what's going on with stuff outside of making the game or potentially an idea that has alot of complexity to it (Deoxys). The one real thing I can say because I'm not the creator is that hopefully the gap between the Hoenn update and the next update is shorter then the gap between Johto and Hoenn updates due to Sinnoh being split into 2 parts

Ok so I looked up what Serebii was and besides being Celebis Japanese name, I got no idea how to navigate that site to find the categories but I'll trust you on this. 

I also knew that they were going together, but I think having all the subs and myths (minus Arceus) in part 1 is a somewhat unbalanced split, 7 to 4 compared to 6 to 5. if you expand that split to encompass that actual Pokémon involved  its 9-4 but thats less important. Perhaps I'm just underestimating the ship scenes and at the end its your call. 

I will note chainsaw isn't planning to do Phione making it 13 but that fair because Phiones mythical status has been challenged by Gamefreak themselves (Edit: Also to avoid confusion the "except one" and "remaining myth" isn't about Phione, its Arceus)

Do the lake guardians count as sub or main Legendary's? They do play central roles in the games main story unlike the sub legends we have seen so far. 

... this is a porn game where you create a harem of legendary pokemon to breed, all of them listen and do what you ask because you are their master. 

The regis also do stuff of their own volition in the game with the ship scene when the trios all jump into your bed. The regis show up and offer to get into the bed of the MC after asking but the MC didn't go "I need to go order the regis to get into my bed" they just showed up and asked. 

I think you need more evidence that they are not sentient other then just saying they aren't. 

I'm sorry to say but I can't enjoy this project anymore. I don't know what happened but the game consistently is being screened as malware by my antivirus software and I can do nothing to make the game work anymore. I don't know if you changed anything on your end but I'm sad to see this game I had a lot of praise for become unplayable. I can't give advice on how to fix whatever is being considered malware just know that unless you figure out explicitly what is causing this issue and fix it, I won't be downloading further updates. 

it was good while it lasted

This is when giving legendary Pokémon forms became a big thing with Gamefreak so might as well round all the form questions by asking bout Giritina's forms. 

I assume that because the different forms are canonically meant to be one for the distortion world one for the real world she looks strange when attempting the capture her, then look more normal once taken to the real world. Thats an idea at least.

Typo Report Breaking News

A fairly simple mistake but a hard one to notice

Rayquaza breed scene

"...you hadn't noticed because you were too busy trying not to fall of of her while keeping..."

Edit: Even more breaking news 

coke on the brain eh

Kyogre Lugia ship scene 

"Dignity?! I saw you drooling on the floor after Rayquaza kncoked you out!"

Arceus is a mythical so technically they are a one attempt non-required pokemon. Also Rayquaza so far has been the only legendary that has had a legendary barrier to entry. Perhaps Arceus could require the main legendarys to attempt but depends mainly on what Chainsaw wants. Also the anime isn't a main source Chainsaw uses often, I asked for a lil scene/dialogue with Rayquaza about Deoxys due to their connection in the anime but didn't end up happening ... I think I might not have tested it the right way.  (This comment makes me sound like a nerd glasses emoji type of guy lol) (Edit: I just checked it was there :) if you want to see it you need to get Rayquaza before leaving to get Deoxys )

Well that's good to hear. I hope none of the real life stuff is anything too serious :) 

It has been about 2 weeks since you talked about starting work on chapter 4 I think that's fair enough to ask how the actual update is going so far? 

Funny idea I had if you're gonna try the half and half update. If you click on a non finished mon/human, the path is blocked by a Snorlax. 

It could be for that or this is another side scene idea but Gen 1 has only 4-5 slots according to your rules so don't want to waste too many. 

I tried downloading the newest version only for my computer to suddenly now declare it to be a virus and deleting the game. Went back and tried to open the older version (Which I have done before), and then it happened again. idk why it happened but it could be something to do with how the games formatted. This didn't happen before and I have no idea why its happened now. 

Tonight on Typo Report 

Two typos for the price of one scene!?!

Phoebe breed scene: 

You grin awkwardly as you lower Phoebe's feet to the floor, you warn her that she's absolutily pregnant and will absolutily 

The fact this was repeated makes me worried you should check any other instance of absolutely 

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