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I did not finish the game. I was patient. I really tried. I made it to the giant block with the two smaller blocks that go left and right and gave up. I like the art and music. I can't say it is so bad it is good because it is not particularly bad. Unless you don't like precision platformers.

I got a high score of 10. Amazing I know XP. My sucking aside it is a really good game. The controls are just jank enough that it is really fun. 

*Banana noises* 0/10. (I liked the art. The boss fight was... something. It was actually pretty good. Oh no!)

The art style drew me in. It is nice. The story was magnificent. 10/10.

  I don't think you and I are in disagreement. I did not intend to be rude. I am sorry if it came off that way. I don't see a need to split hairs over who is or is not a "true" Christian. Christianity has existed long before written language. People have been able to find God long before the Bible was conceived. God is celebrated across the world by countless people in countless ways. If the Bible helps you connect to God that is great. And I am not going to tell you that you are not a vegan because you eat meat. I agree words have meaning and the meaning of words is important, but not everything is always black and white. There are multiple kinds of vegans. Whether you knew it or not that is actually a perfect analogy.

  "I'd also be careful about establishing what the Bible was written for when we weren't the ones who wrote it." you are saying to the person who is arguing the faith is more than the book. I agree 10,000%. The old testament is also known as the Hebrew Bible because it was written by Jews over the course of hundreds of years as you could probably guess by the fact it contains hundreds of years of actual human history. Twenty seven books were added onto it and it became the new testament. The new testament was written in Greek. St. Mark began writing the new testament about 60 years after the death of Jesus. Who was St. Mark? We don't know. His story was ironically lost to time so we gave him the name of one of Jesus's followers. Same for the other authors of the new testament. St. Paul wrote half of the new testament. Mathew and Luke wrote their portions around 80 years after the death of Jesus. Luke was not a fan of the Jewish people. The Bible as we know it today (kind of) was codified by Bishop Athinazia of Alexandria 300 years after the death of Jesus banning hundreds of scriptures as heresy for not fitting his vision of what he though Christianity and The Bible should be. When I said I was a Christian I meant it.

  I never argued God changes. I said the tradition was one of the things I loved about the faith. People change. The way we celebrate our faith changes. The Bible changes. Different denominations have different versions of the Bible. People fight all the time about which Bible is the one correct version. I refuse to be one of them.

  As far as I can tell you and I are in agreement. The only difference is that you believe the Bible is important and I believe the teachings of Jesus are important.

I believe in Christian values but not  the church. Love your neighbor. Give second chances. I believe in a higher power. I do not believe that higher power speaks to or through the pope. The Bible did say being gay is wrong... from 1946 to 1971, My God does not reside in the pages of a book. If it did it would not be the Bible. I went to church. I went to Bible camp. I was baptized. I went to my nieces christening. I respect the traditions of Christianity. The Bible was written to help people understand Christian values, but times have changed. Christian values and tradition are so much more than one book and trying to flatten thousands of years of heritage into a few hundred pages is insulting.

I guess I am just jaded. Too many Christians are actually grifters looking to abuse people's faith so I always approach these things with a healthy dose of skepticism. 

I am happy I could be of help. You can never be too direct. If this game is satire don't be afraid to make it obvious. You could have a tutorial where someone who is obviously evil get into Heaven on a technicality and someone who is obviously good is sent to Hell on  a technicality. And that is just the way it is. Don't question the doctrine or else. And yes I do know the response is AI. I am not an idiot. There has to be a person working on some part of this game. This is for them.

I can in fact confirm I personally despise you <3.

The game is... okay. Figuring out how to move took a minute. The baddies kept getting stuck in the corner. I made it to the second wave with two carts on my first and only attempt. There is not a whole lot I have not seen before. I understand it was made in a short amount of time and I do respect that. But ... Anyway. The movement is a fun idea. More than anything I think you should focus on making the unique movement the defining feature.

1: Yes, but not because anything you did. I am familiar with papers please. 2: No. 3: It does feel confusing. 4: I did and No.

In the words of Yahtzee Croshaw a papers please style game without a time limit is boring. This game is simply bad. I know that is mean, but it is true. It is derivative, boring and confusing. I recently played a similar game that is simply better in every way. I know comparison is the thief of joy.  But you set yourself up for the comparison when you titled your game after not only a better game but a genre of better games. I hope this helps.

Ps: As a life long Christian I find this game a little insulting. I have no reverence for the Bible. I laugh when it mentions Goliath is uncircumcised. You are not doing us any favors where sending a good person to heaven for the wrong reason will get you fired. This is a horribly conceived idea. I noticed on the title screen you are asking for money. I hope this is not a cash grab.

This is a good game. I am glad I played it. I did struggle with the last word a bit, but over all it is very well made.

 Don't sell yourself short. You put effort into understanding the story and for that I am grateful. Thanks for playing. I appreciate the comment. :)

 Do you think I missed the mark? Do you think the story is lacking in some way?

The knights keep beating me. I don't know how to capture them. I did try pressing the q key.

Yeah. I really like this. It is clearly a little rough around the edges, but I like the unique game design. It is a great idea. :)

The game does work. :) I thought it was pretty fun.

We all have to start somewhere. Keep working on it and it will be great one day. I did like the art in isolation.

I didn't finish the game. The art was inconsistent in a way that did not feel intentional. There were grammar mistakes I was willing to over look until I realized the writing was... you made a random blade runner reference out of left field. The writing was not good. I know Naruto is popular but not everyone will know what sharingan mean. This feels like a passion project. Which is fine. The game is not good.

I like the idea. I like the ambition. The game is simply not very well made. The jumps are hard to gauge. I can jump around walls. I made it to the puzzle with the two moving platforms with buttons on them and I just could not be bothered. The game was slow and just not very interesting. I am sorry for being so blunt.

This is an interesting game. I like the art. It is not too hard but there is some strategy involved.

Cool game. I liked the turning. It did not feel like I was piloting a space ship which I know does not sound like a compliment but it is. The art was pretty. The writing fun.

First I love to see girls with body hair. All bodies are beautiful. The music is great. The laughter infectious. I do think the game got a little repetitive near the end, but it is short enough I didn't really mind. I respect what you are going for and think it was executed very well. <3 My high score was 463,005.

Very nice. I really like the art. The scene prompts are unique and fun. I really like the atmosphere and the way players collaborate.

Cute. <3

I really liked the introduction. I don't know how to increase my skills. I noticed my stealth improves when I rob people, I got to familiar without even trying. I liked that I had to buy the watch it is a nice touch. I stole a watch but could not use it which is... I am assuming Oliver Twist was part of the inspiration That is one of two things it reminded me of. When I was on my character screen there was a problem when I scrolled down the screen would jump back to the top. I got the contract. This is a good demo. Keep it up.

I really like the art. The game play is solid.

I found it interesting the game is harder if you try to be lewd. I got every achievement and I assumed there was one for have zero corruption and beat the game in 14 days. I am disappointed none of the customers were girls. I would have liked the option to show a girl my tits. It is a solid game especially for a jam game. I don't have any real complaints.

  Fine. No need to yell. I am going to try and be nice. I am confused. Why not just make a shooter game and music player separately? I was confused when the song I chose was not the song that played in the shooter game. The game is not very interesting. The power ups, bomb x2 score, life are not interesting the asteroids are not interesting the ship is not interesting. Maybe if I got the upgrades from the shop the game would have become more interesting (I doubt it) but I didn't buy them because they cost too much and I could not be bothered to play long enough to get them. Based off what I had seen I did not think it was worth my time. If I had to sum up this game in one word it would be bland. I can tell effort went into the game. With some polish more interesting things to shoot and fun power ups this could be a great game. You missed the mark but you are not far off.

I agree sorrow was the least interesting and I like the idea of making it more impactful. Those sound like great ideas to me. I am looking forward to playing the bonus stages. :)

Thank you for playing and thank you for your kind words. The is a variation to the end if you give nine or more correct answers (don't tell anyone it is a secret. XP).

I won! Yay. It is an interesting game. I had fun with it. I feel like a lot of the clues were too obvious. I do think the game would have been better with fewer girls and more difficult puzzles. I do realize a lot of people would disagree. The more boobs the better. I was not solving puzzles I was testing my reading comprehension, so the game was very easy. The flower girl is the only one who stands out as having an actual puzzle to solve.

I love the art. The story is interesting. I wish I had more to say, but it is simply a good game.

I don't love mine sweeper. I don't get the appeal. It is a puzzle game that relies heavily on luck. I do yours had the full screen option on. The submission to banners cover part of the board and it is a little annoying. I appreciate the ambition. The dice game feels like it could have been more impactful. I do see how it could get you out of a 50/50 bind getting rid of most of the luck, but accessing it requires luck so.

I don't know if I got all the endings. I am happy with the endings I got. I L-O-V-E love this game. I love all your games but this one is something else. I can not find the words.

I liked the game. The bikinis were cute. The couple was cute together. If I have one complaint it is that it was not long enough. I want more. :)

I like this game, but I wish I liked it more. I like the art. It is super kinky which I love. But you have the lue rings and I thought they indicated when I was supposed to plap. I was wrong. The face changes, and I assume that is a sign I am making progress, but I never knew how close I was. I did not win. I gave up. The game is unforgiving which is fine but the game is not for me.

This is not financial advice. I made it to the third stage. I thought the game was easy to understand. Once I got the hang of it I did get bored quickly. I hope the final version has a bit more skill involved. The rug pulls never felt unfair or too punishing. I don't know if it feels balanced. That depends on what you are going for. I would say the game is on the easier side.

No! (but in rainbow). Keep fighting the good fight. :)

I hope you tell him everything I said. I know I was harsh, but I stand by it. Maybe changing the description would help. It did not meet the expectation you set. It would be less confusing it the description presented the game as a slow burn romance.

Yeah. Collecting the fruit can be interesting. Trying to dodge and get the fruit or deciding to take damage to get a cluster of fruits can be fun.

I love the new tutorial. I could be biased because I have played before. I got the slippery block and it didn't bother me nearly as much this time. Still a great game. I will come back when I have the chance and find out what is up with the maze.