This game was made 6 years ago in a few days for a game jam as one of the first games I had ever worked on. I privated the page for a few years because the game is bad.
The only update I made was publishing the page again because I didn't think anyone would stumble upon this game who didn't already know me, and I didn't want to erase this game from my past, since it's interesting to look back on. I'll put a disclaimer on the page, sorry, I really didn't think people who didn't know me would just stumble upon the page.
I really don't know how you found this game after 6 years, but your review is pretty funny and kind of nostalgic to me, so thanks!