100% FIRST TRY LETS GO! :D
HOW VERY DARE YOU SIR. This game is among the most challenging on this site. We can't all be attention seeking liars like you unfortunately. I highly doubt you got 100% First try. Do not mock me. You fatherless child, I pity you. Lying like that because you want the attention your father never gave you!!! You absolute Cataclysmic Twat.
i see how it is, then. the reason why my reply has reached you o.o9 light years late is because you are an alien, you foul-smelling, gunk-eating eunuch!!! i can tell that the size of your big mouth greatly surpasses the size of your brain. poor thing must be collecting so much dust from having been unused for so many years, rattling about in that hollow shell you dare call a 'skull'. do not underestimate my abilities to distinguish a feline from a cyber-sorbet! your own abilities to pick out a liar from truth-tellers must be dreadfully grim if you have the courage to look at your unfortunate reflection in the mirror and call yourself clever. just because your decaying grandmother thought so doesn't give you the right to agree with her!! and i am NOT a SIR!!!
Dearest sir,
Listen here Pal, your behaviour is out of line. I respectfully request you tone it down a notch, friend-o.
*ahem* How very dare you call me an alien, I am quite clearly a duck. Oh- I forgot you were a simple-minded bone-headed blind Pillock who clearly cannot tell the difference between an extra terrestrial and a water bird ... my sincerest apologies. I shall have you know my brain is not small. In fact, it is quite the contrary. I believe that your emotional outburst (which might I add was bang out of order) was the release of built up emotion you had been bottling ever since your father left. You seem to have a lot of internalised hatred and project your issues onto others. You then proceed to attack and belittle them until you feel better about your sad little life. It's no wonder your father left. I would suggest you go to therapy and try to work on yourself instead of harassing innocent ducks on the internet.
Seriously get a life,
-Beano
oOoOoOoOh, shiver me timbers! your display of arrogance is truly breathtaking. how fortunate i am to receive such an exquisite lecture on my apparent shortcomings from someone who clearly has an advanced degree in waterfowl studies! your expertise in discerning between ducks and extraterrestrials is truly unparalleled — a true marvel of the modern age. what a quack. as for your amateur psychoanalysis, i must say, I'm thoroughly underwhelmed! your attempts to diagnose my emotional state based on a simple mistake are as laughable as they are presumptuous. and your insinuations about my family affairs? well, let's just say it's as impressive as it is none of your business. to mee it seems like you're simply projecting your own insecurities onto me. if so, maybe you should consider family therapy, which, pardon my insensibility, might not be very appropriate considering your lack of one. regarding your suggestion of therapy, allow me to retort: perhaps you should consider a career in stand-up comedy. your talent for delivering insults with such gusto could surely fill arenas. in the meantime, i'll be sure to treasure your unsolicited advice in the same manner i do a soggy piece of bread.
yours truly (and nonchalantly),
jojo :P