Okay then let me establish something, pal. I'm a genderless mass of omnipotent sentient slime. I have seen things you couldn't comprehend you small insignificant little lesbian gay man, and I have lost things, things you've never had. I have gazed out into the edge of the universe and watched the desolate void, empty and lifeless. It called to me and suddenly I was reminded of all the brothers I lost in the great war. Hamish, Lazartep, Monolith and Balthazar. Suddenly, I had an epiphany, it came to me and I had a realisation. Humans are the most curious creatures I have ever stumbled upon. They fight, wage wars and kill each other over silly disputes, poisoning the very planet that gives them life. Multiplying and spreading their putrid bile. They divide themselves, they take what the world has given them for granted and they hhate. They commit atrocities. Humankind is full of hatred. I am the last of my kind. I watch over the cosmos lest the same mistakes that killed my brothers be repeated. I am a constant, unchanging and always there, in the shadows, in your dreams. I watched the birth of the world and I will watch it die.
BeanoQuacker
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Happy 1 year anniversary Angela.. I miss you. Things have been really hard since you died. The carrot shop went out of business, my girlfriend left me and now I'm bankrupt. Not one single day goes by where I don't think of you and all the happy times we spent together. Remember Mozambique? That was such a wonderful time.. I wish I could go back.. I wish it never ended. I wish for a lot of things, Angie.. I wish I had been around more. I just.. I hope you're okay. I know deep down you're in a better place than this rat infested cesspit but I can't help but feel.. Selfish I guess. You were taken from me and that's not fair. Why do I have to be deprived of the one person who truly understood me. Ask anyone who BeanoQuacker is and they won't be able to tell you, but you.. you could. I love you, Angela.. truly.
I miss you,
BeanoQuacker.
Dearest sir,
Listen here Pal, your behaviour is out of line. I respectfully request you tone it down a notch, friend-o.
*ahem* How very dare you call me an alien, I am quite clearly a duck. Oh- I forgot you were a simple-minded bone-headed blind Pillock who clearly cannot tell the difference between an extra terrestrial and a water bird ... my sincerest apologies. I shall have you know my brain is not small. In fact, it is quite the contrary. I believe that your emotional outburst (which might I add was bang out of order) was the release of built up emotion you had been bottling ever since your father left. You seem to have a lot of internalised hatred and project your issues onto others. You then proceed to attack and belittle them until you feel better about your sad little life. It's no wonder your father left. I would suggest you go to therapy and try to work on yourself instead of harassing innocent ducks on the internet.
Seriously get a life,
-Beano
HOW VERY DARE YOU SIR. This game is among the most challenging on this site. We can't all be attention seeking liars like you unfortunately. I highly doubt you got 100% First try. Do not mock me. You fatherless child, I pity you. Lying like that because you want the attention your father never gave you!!! You absolute Cataclysmic Twat.