I WANNA WATCH HEATHERS WITH MY MOM SO BAD
SHE'D PROBABLY LAUGH
A LOT-or not-
ok but it'd be the movie and not the musical and the movie suuuuuuuckkkkkkkssssssss-
YES THE MUSICAL-
LIKE-
TODAY AT DINNER I WAS TRYNA PLAY "Meant to be yours"
AND ALEXA WAS BEING A BITCH
Ahem-
ARE WE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM?
YOU GOT A BONE TO PICK?
YOU'VE COME SO FAR WHY NOW ARE YOU PULLING ON MY DICK?
I'D NORMALLY SLAP YOUR FACE OFF-
AND EVERYONE HERE CAN WATCH!
BUT I'M FEELING NICE,
SO HERES SOME ADVICE,
NOW LISTEN UP BIATCH-
I LIKE-
LOOKING HOT, BUYING STUFF THEY CANNOT!
DRINKIN HARD-
MAXIN DAD'S CREDIT CARDDDD-
SKIPPING GYM, SCARING HER, SCREWING HIM!
KILLER CLOTHES, KICKIN NERDS IN THE NOSE!
IF YOU LACK THE BALLS, YOU CAN GO PLAY DOLLS, LET YOUR MOMMY FIX YOU A SNACK!
WOAAAHHHHH-
