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Hawks <33 years ago

IF YOU LACK THE BALLS, YOU CAN GO PLAY DOLLS, LET YOUR MOMMY FIX YOU A SNACK!

WOAAAHHHHH-

natty3 years ago

OR YOU CAN COME AND SMOKE-HAVE SOME RUM AND COKE-IN MY PORSHA WITH THE QUARTERBACKSSS-

Hawks <33 years ago

WOAHHHH, WOAHHHH, WOAHHHHH-

HONEY WATCHU WAITING FORRRR~? WELCOME TO MY CANDY STOREEEE!

natty3 years ago

ITS TIME TO PROVE THAT YOU'RE NOT A LOSER ANYYYMOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEE~

THEN STEP INTO MY CANDY STOOOOOOORRRRRRRREEEEE~!!

Hawks <33 years ago

GUYS FALL-

AT YOUR FEET, PAY THE CHECK, HELP YOU CHEAT!

natty3 years ago

(YOU JUST REMIND ME HOW I CHEATED ON MY SCIENCE TEST LMAO-)

ALL YOU, HAVE TO DO-SAY GOODBYE TO SHAMOO!

Hawks <33 years ago

(PFT-)

THAT FREAK'S-

NOT YOUR FRIEND, I CAN TELL, IN THE END-

natty3 years ago

(KEREM FAILED HERS, AND I TRIED TO OFFER HER THE NOTES I USED TO CHEAT BUT SHE SAID: "I don't wanna be like you, a cheater!!" AND TODAY SHE SAID: "Oh yeah! Did I tell you I have 4 online boyfriends?" AND MY JAW DROPPED AS I LOOKED AT HER-AND SHE SAID: "YEAH I KNOW I'M A WH0RE-" AND I SAID: "Kerem...you...WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY BOYFRIENDS?!" THIS BITCH-SHE BLOCKED ONE OF EM CAUSE THEY ASKED HER FOR SUSSY STUFF..)

IF SHE HAD A SHOT-

SHE WOULD LEAVE YOU TO ROT!

(She slept on my shoulder for a good 10 mins before I woke her up.)