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YES THE MUSICAL-

LIKE-

TODAY AT DINNER I WAS TRYNA PLAY "Meant to be yours"

AND ALEXA WAS BEING A BITCH

Ahem-

ARE WE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM? 

YOU GOT A BONE TO PICK? 

YOU'VE COME SO FAR WHY NOW ARE YOU PULLING ON MY DICK? 

I'D NORMALLY SLAP YOUR FACE OFF-

AND EVERYONE HERE CAN WATCH!

BUT I'M FEELING NICE,

SO HERES SOME ADVICE,

NOW LISTEN UP BIATCH-

I LIKE-

LOOKING HOT, BUYING STUFF THEY CANNOT!

I LIKE-

DRINKIN HARD-

MAXIN DAD'S CREDIT CARDDDD-

I LIKE-

SKIPPING GYM, SCARING HER, SCREWING HIM! 

I LIKE-

KILLER CLOTHES, KICKIN NERDS IN THE NOSE!

IF YOU LACK THE BALLS, YOU CAN GO PLAY DOLLS, LET YOUR MOMMY FIX YOU A SNACK! 

WOAAAHHHHH-

OR YOU CAN COME AND SMOKE-HAVE SOME RUM AND COKE-IN MY PORSHA WITH THE QUARTERBACKSSS-

WOAHHHH, WOAHHHH, WOAHHHHH-

HONEY WATCHU WAITING FORRRR~? WELCOME TO MY CANDY STOREEEE!