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I LIKE-

DRINKIN HARD-

MAXIN DAD'S CREDIT CARDDDD-

I LIKE-

SKIPPING GYM, SCARING HER, SCREWING HIM! 

I LIKE-

KILLER CLOTHES, KICKIN NERDS IN THE NOSE!

IF YOU LACK THE BALLS, YOU CAN GO PLAY DOLLS, LET YOUR MOMMY FIX YOU A SNACK! 

WOAAAHHHHH-

OR YOU CAN COME AND SMOKE-HAVE SOME RUM AND COKE-IN MY PORSHA WITH THE QUARTERBACKSSS-

WOAHHHH, WOAHHHH, WOAHHHHH-

HONEY WATCHU WAITING FORRRR~? WELCOME TO MY CANDY STOREEEE! 

ITS TIME TO PROVE THAT YOU'RE NOT A LOSER ANYYYMOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEE~

THEN STEP INTO MY CANDY STOOOOOOORRRRRRRREEEEE~!!

GUYS FALL-

AT YOUR FEET, PAY THE CHECK, HELP YOU CHEAT! 

(YOU JUST REMIND ME HOW I CHEATED ON MY SCIENCE TEST LMAO-)

ALL YOU, HAVE TO DO-SAY GOODBYE TO SHAMOO!

(PFT-)

THAT FREAK'S-

NOT YOUR FRIEND, I CAN TELL, IN THE END-