"Oh-"
...He can't-he can't understand sarcasm.
...no...no..NO.....because i can't remember the lyrics....BUT I WILL DO AN ALTERNATIVE.
".. Welcome, to the land of wishes, come take a look around, we have mountains of secrets, some better, some worse, If none of it interests you you;d be the first!"
Snappy of fingers, and now floating in the middle of nowhere-
"Welcome, to the land of wishes, come take a seat, would you like to see your family or see famous womens feet? No this isn't a test, heh, just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest!"