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"Why would I want to set you free?"

..THIS DUDE-

"... Wow, wow. You are just-, okay then, another new master im gonna have to wait for then, I guess the 2000 plus years i've been trapped in that thing doesn;t matter."

"Wait wait wait-so I get..wishes?"

"... Kid you really don't know Genies, do you?"

"No..?"

".. Yes obviously you do get wishes."

"Ohh-okay-so uhhh-what now?"

...sing..sing..SING.

...no...no..NO.....because i can't remember the lyrics....BUT I WILL DO AN ALTERNATIVE.

".. Welcome, to the land of wishes, come take a look around, we have mountains of secrets, some better, some worse, If none of it interests you you;d be the first!"

Snappy of fingers, and now floating in the middle of nowhere-

"Welcome, to the land of wishes, come take a seat,  would you like to see your family or see famous womens feet? No this isn't a test, heh, just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest!"

...HOW COULD YOU NOT REMEMBER-

"WH-"

His eyes widened, IN SHOCK, AGAIN-

... BECAUSE I WOULD RATHER DO IT LIKE THIS ANYWAYS.


"Welcone! To the land of wishes-what would you prefer, would you rather see your family or yell a racial slur, be happy, be horny, be bursting with raaage!~"

He grew in size as he sung the last part, leaning down as the land around him, well sand, swirled around his body now in the ground

"We got a milliion different ways to engageeee.. Welcome~! To the land of wishes, put your cares aside, here's a tip for straining noddles-here's how your son will die, we got acts and doctors and fantasy spooorts, and a bunch of crudely drawn drawings of the kings of all different kinds fucking each other-, welcome to the land of wishes."