"... Kid you really don't know Genies, do you?"
...no...no..NO.....because i can't remember the lyrics....BUT I WILL DO AN ALTERNATIVE.
".. Welcome, to the land of wishes, come take a look around, we have mountains of secrets, some better, some worse, If none of it interests you you;d be the first!"
Snappy of fingers, and now floating in the middle of nowhere-
"Welcome, to the land of wishes, come take a seat, would you like to see your family or see famous womens feet? No this isn't a test, heh, just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest!"
... BECAUSE I WOULD RATHER DO IT LIKE THIS ANYWAYS.
"Welcone! To the land of wishes-what would you prefer, would you rather see your family or yell a racial slur, be happy, be horny, be bursting with raaage!~"
He grew in size as he sung the last part, leaning down as the land around him, well sand, swirled around his body now in the ground
"We got a milliion different ways to engageeee.. Welcome~! To the land of wishes, put your cares aside, here's a tip for straining noddles-here's how your son will die, we got acts and doctors and fantasy spooorts, and a bunch of crudely drawn drawings of the kings of all different kinds fucking each other-, welcome to the land of wishes."
,,, Welcome to the internet?
"Hold onto your socks! ;Cause a random prince kindly sent you pictures of his cock, they are grainy and off-putting, he just sent you mooooore! Don't act suprised-you know you like you whore."
He then began to pick up the pace of his singing, with every lyric he saw an example.. every.. lyric.
"See a man beheaded get offended, see a shrink, show us pictures of your children Tell me us every thought you THINK, Start a romor buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer, or talk to a gril and groom her, do a date or find a tumor in your-here's a healthy breakfast option! YOU SHOULD KILL YOUR MOOOM, here's why women never fuck you, Here's how you can build a boooomb, which king are you-take this quirky quizzzzz, Ktsuki sent the immigrants to vaccinate. your. K I D S."