...WHY DOES THAT SOUND LIKE SOMETHING I KNOW?
"......"
Abu was just hiding behind Ren, scared-
,,, Welcome to the internet?
"Hold onto your socks! ;Cause a random prince kindly sent you pictures of his cock, they are grainy and off-putting, he just sent you mooooore! Don't act suprised-you know you like you whore."
He then began to pick up the pace of his singing, with every lyric he saw an example.. every.. lyric.
"See a man beheaded get offended, see a shrink, show us pictures of your children Tell me us every thought you THINK, Start a romor buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer, or talk to a gril and groom her, do a date or find a tumor in your-here's a healthy breakfast option! YOU SHOULD KILL YOUR MOOOM, here's why women never fuck you, Here's how you can build a boooomb, which king are you-take this quirky quizzzzz, Ktsuki sent the immigrants to vaccinate. your. K I D S."
"...
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time...
When he continued, he actually seemed.. upset in a way
"... You know, it wasn't always like this.."
.. Ren just being confused af- TwT
"
Not very long ago
Just before your time
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs
Travel blogs
A chat room or twoooo..
We set our sights and spent our nights
Waiting..
For youuuu, you, insatiable youuuu
Mommy let you use her toys..
You were barely two
And it did all the things
We designed it to do
Now look at you, oh
Look at youuuu, you, you
Unstoppable, watchable
Your time is nowwww
Your inside's out
Honey, how you grew
And if we stick together
Who knows what we'll do
It was always the plan
To put the world in your hand.."
He then held out his hand to him-