"Ohh-okay-so uhhh-what now?"
...sing..sing..SING.
...no...no..NO.....because i can't remember the lyrics....BUT I WILL DO AN ALTERNATIVE.
".. Welcome, to the land of wishes, come take a look around, we have mountains of secrets, some better, some worse, If none of it interests you you;d be the first!"
Snappy of fingers, and now floating in the middle of nowhere-
"Welcome, to the land of wishes, come take a seat, would you like to see your family or see famous womens feet? No this isn't a test, heh, just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest!"
... BECAUSE I WOULD RATHER DO IT LIKE THIS ANYWAYS.
"Welcone! To the land of wishes-what would you prefer, would you rather see your family or yell a racial slur, be happy, be horny, be bursting with raaage!~"
He grew in size as he sung the last part, leaning down as the land around him, well sand, swirled around his body now in the ground
"We got a milliion different ways to engageeee.. Welcome~! To the land of wishes, put your cares aside, here's a tip for straining noddles-here's how your son will die, we got acts and doctors and fantasy spooorts, and a bunch of crudely drawn drawings of the kings of all different kinds fucking each other-, welcome to the land of wishes."
,,, Welcome to the internet?
"Hold onto your socks! ;Cause a random prince kindly sent you pictures of his cock, they are grainy and off-putting, he just sent you mooooore! Don't act suprised-you know you like you whore."
He then began to pick up the pace of his singing, with every lyric he saw an example.. every.. lyric.
"See a man beheaded get offended, see a shrink, show us pictures of your children Tell me us every thought you THINK, Start a romor buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer, or talk to a gril and groom her, do a date or find a tumor in your-here's a healthy breakfast option! YOU SHOULD KILL YOUR MOOOM, here's why women never fuck you, Here's how you can build a boooomb, which king are you-take this quirky quizzzzz, Ktsuki sent the immigrants to vaccinate. your. K I D S."
"...
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time...
When he continued, he actually seemed.. upset in a way
"... You know, it wasn't always like this.."
.. Ren just being confused af- TwT
"
Not very long ago
Just before your time
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs
Travel blogs
A chat room or twoooo..
We set our sights and spent our nights
Waiting..
For youuuu, you, insatiable youuuu
Mommy let you use her toys..
You were barely two
And it did all the things
We designed it to do
Now look at you, oh
Look at youuuu, you, you
Unstoppable, watchable
Your time is nowwww
Your inside's out
Honey, how you grew
And if we stick together
Who knows what we'll do
It was always the plan
To put the world in your hand.."
He then held out his hand to him-