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“Oh, wanna talk about it?”

“I met you, what, 5 minutes ago and now I should tell you my life story?”

“No, that’s why I asked instead of stating it. I don’t mind if you don’t want to tell me.”

“alright… hm I just got an idea that might make this boat trip a lot more fun.”

“Eat all the pineapples?”

“no way! It is way more fun than that. It’ll probably sink the ship but that’s fine, I can just fight a shark and make it obey me then have it take me to shore no big d.”

“One I’m in, Two- huh?”

“oh yeah that’s probably not normal. I spent a while stuck out in wild and learned how to talk to animals, also how to make them obey every word I say. Sharks were tough though but I’m a good fighter. I mean these scars aren’t here for nothing.”

“That’s cool, I usually spend my time in a very dark place…”

“dark? As in? Scary dark? Dark dark? Or no amount of therapy will ever make this okay dark?”