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“No, that’s why I asked instead of stating it. I don’t mind if you don’t want to tell me.”

“alright… hm I just got an idea that might make this boat trip a lot more fun.”

“Eat all the pineapples?”

“no way! It is way more fun than that. It’ll probably sink the ship but that’s fine, I can just fight a shark and make it obey me then have it take me to shore no big d.”

“One I’m in, Two- huh?”

“oh yeah that’s probably not normal. I spent a while stuck out in wild and learned how to talk to animals, also how to make them obey every word I say. Sharks were tough though but I’m a good fighter. I mean these scars aren’t here for nothing.”

“That’s cool, I usually spend my time in a very dark place…”

“dark? As in? Scary dark? Dark dark? Or no amount of therapy will ever make this okay dark?”

“No amount of therapy will ever make this okay, dark”

“yikes.”