“One I’m in, Two- huh?”
“oh yeah that’s probably not normal. I spent a while stuck out in wild and learned how to talk to animals, also how to make them obey every word I say. Sharks were tough though but I’m a good fighter. I mean these scars aren’t here for nothing.”
“That’s cool, I usually spend my time in a very dark place…”
“dark? As in? Scary dark? Dark dark? Or no amount of therapy will ever make this okay dark?”
“No amount of therapy will ever make this okay, dark”
“yikes.”
“Yeahhhh, ever since like a few months ago my life has been pretty sad.”
“…wanna go blow up a ship?”
“Sure, I’m down”
“great now we just need to get below deck.”
