Mine! Help! Aye!
Favourite details: I love the little prompt asking what the beard is decorated with. Because why shouldn't dwarves accessorize? The player communication restrictions are also hilarious, though I have a hard time wrapping my head around what gameplay looks like. Which leads to...
Maybe next time: I love a super minimalist system, but I'm a little lost at sea here! Haha. Is player action "completely random"? Is the resolution of dice (are there dice??) random? What's happening at the table if there's no GM and the players can only use three words? Lmao.
Still, I love your cover art. I'm going to go think about dwarves with decorated beards. Thanks for sharing your game!