"Honest feedback plz? None of that kiss up bs. ty glhf <3"
Sure thing. :)
This is really fun--if you know you can't really win and have fun with the physics and concept. Luckily for me I skimmed the comments before playing and caught your thread with @Mark Kennedy below--so I went in knowing I couldn't win but I was going to have a blast.
The player who goes in expecting to win will likely be very frustrated with this. You might want to make it clear that this game isn't meant to be won, but to enjoy its comedy.
And its comedy is great! Your time spent working on the physics for the cars was totally worth it, because it's hilarious fun to see them swerve and stack up--even getting hit by a car is hilarious! Love how when you cross the street and see the wreck you've caused, Frogger hops over to it and just says, "Well, shit." That's super funny! X)
I also agree with @Mark Kennedy's suggestions for expanding this game--those are all great ideas, and I want them in this game very badly.
If I had one complaint, it's that the area of play is rather small; I would love to play this game with a bigger area, see a ton of wreckage, or maybe have a chance crossing the street safely if there's more road. Perhaps after the jam is over?
Great job on this. I really enjoyed my time with this game.