nice one! you've got a unique sense of humour, it's cool when someone breaks the 4th wall like that. whereas for my feedback:
-there is a lot of bugs (we can sometimes clip through the salad miasma, the cursor gets huge with the priestess, ennemies can clip through some thin walls)
-the fighting system could be improved, also the red monsters are unbalanced
-the controls are kinda counter intuitive (i.e space to place gems, it took me a bit to figure it out)
overall, i still enjoyed it (shotout to player animations/music, they're really good) and i'm really curious what you'd be able to do with a longer story.