How eloquent! Thank you for the kind words! If you can tell me how it crashed, I'd love to know! I'm glad you liked the game!
Well, as the monologue from Office Space was running, the voice over suddenly cut out. The camera angle was transitioning from one screen to the next, but my character never reappeared. I tried spinning and moving in every direction, but I couldn't get the character back onscreen.
FYI, I'm running Windows 10.