Oh. My. Glob. Please tell me this was the real Cyberpunk 2077. It will have made it worth the wait.
It is a kind of love letter to the PS1 era. The overwrought navel-gazing dialog. The outrageously earnest soap-opera voice acting. The dramatic camera angles. The primitive tank controls straight from Resident Evil 1. I couldn't stop laughing.
In addition, the color palette is just gorgeous.
Unfortunately, I hit a crash at the beginning of Level 3, during the stapler monologue, which doesn't allow me to continue.