i am fucking buying this house you bitch bastard motherfuckers!!
What the frick did you just hecking say about me, you little poop? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed game ends. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the flip out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my frigging words. You think you can get away with saying that mean stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, poopoo face. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, friend. The storm that wipes out the thing you call your christmas presents. You're banned from my mine craft server, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands and arms. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed happiness, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your middle school bully off the face of the continent, you. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your twisty tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you unknowing child. I will poop a lot all over you and you will smell it. You've triggered me and I am very hecking mad, kiddo