-currently holding an arrow- i do? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯➴
colin: -facepalm-
ok?))
also- what does what have to do with what?))
(what does what she said have to do with the situation? It doesn't help nor does it make sense as a proper point. It's useless.)
What? I don't get it?
Max: OMG HAVE YOU EVER SMILED IN YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE! LIKE SERIOUSLY!
Max don't be rood to people with problems.
Max: I have problems too you know.
Yes I know. I created you and refused to give your backstory bc I suck like that.
Max: Cool.
Cool.
colin's a boy- and he was thinking "tf just happened" because he felt awkward about the battle- also sorry my sis wanted to play roblox))
Arrows have a point on them. i mean how else are they supposed to peirce through people's organs?
colin: no. no i havent. -_-
-talking to max- that's because your problems dont matter
colin: and you talk to me about manners.
he dosent count cause he dosent exist.
colin: neither do i.
exactly
colin: . . . oh.
Max: Welp. The non existant one with problems is going on the couch. Also one day you will smile got it. I will make you do it even if it takes my whole life! Or a hundred years! OR ANY AMOUNT OF TIME FOR THAT MATTER! YOU. WILL. SMILE!
k cool. BTW what's Colin's backstory? OR does he just not have one?
*you sit on the couch and Max is watching some horror movies*
*someone dies*
Max; heh heh. Loser. He deserved it.
*their pet is also dead*
Max: What! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHE DID NOTHING WRONG! WHYYYYYYY! NOT THE PET! KILL THE MAIN CHARACTER BUT NOT THE PET! SHE'S INNOCENT! SHE'S INNOCENT I SWEAAAARRRR! T^T
colin: -wasn't I going outside-?-
-no, no you werent-
Colin: uh- ok then ._.
-and then . . You notice the pet was going to use an flame thrower on the last main characters bc why not-
Colin: -he just kinda decides to fall asleep-
-inhale- boi. Need I say this again, boi, how the heck are so boring.
Colin: maybe cuz you made me that way. Now shut up.
Yes ma'am.