-proceeds to eat the whole icecream carton . . Yes even the actually carton-
Colin: -iimmm gonna go outside and just sit because I can-
*you sit on the couch and Max is watching some horror movies*
*someone dies*
Max; heh heh. Loser. He deserved it.
*their pet is also dead*
Max: What! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHE DID NOTHING WRONG! WHYYYYYYY! NOT THE PET! KILL THE MAIN CHARACTER BUT NOT THE PET! SHE'S INNOCENT! SHE'S INNOCENT I SWEAAAARRRR! T^T
colin: -wasn't I going outside-?-
-no, no you werent-
Colin: uh- ok then ._.
-and then . . You notice the pet was going to use an flame thrower on the last main characters bc why not-
Colin: -he just kinda decides to fall asleep-
-inhale- boi. Need I say this again, boi, how the heck are so boring.
Colin: maybe cuz you made me that way. Now shut up.
Yes ma'am.
