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Do Crime(Nightcrawler)5 years ago

*you sit on the couch and Max is watching some horror movies* 

*someone dies*

Max; heh heh. Loser. He deserved it.

*their pet is also dead*

Max: What! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHE DID NOTHING WRONG! WHYYYYYYY! NOT THE PET! KILL THE MAIN CHARACTER BUT NOT THE PET! SHE'S INNOCENT! SHE'S INNOCENT I SWEAAAARRRR! T^T

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An emo grandmother5 years ago

colin: -wasn't I going outside-?-

-no, no you werent-

Colin: uh- ok then ._.

-and then . . You notice the pet was going to use an flame thrower on the last main characters bc why not-

Colin: -he just kinda decides to fall asleep-

-inhale- boi. Need I say this again, boi, how the heck are so boring.

Colin: maybe cuz you made me that way. Now shut up.

Yes ma'am.

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Do Crime(Nightcrawler)5 years ago

Max: EVEN IF SHE'S NOT INNOCENT! JUST NOT THE ANIMALS WHYYYYYYYYY!

(honestly I would do the exact same thing XD)

Wait. Colin is male tho? Riiiiigggghhht? I'm not crazy right?

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An emo grandmother5 years ago (1 edit)

yes. Yes he is.

I'll show you a picture just to prove it-


There. Ta da. ;w;

Ok-))

Colin: shush. I'm trying to sleep.

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Do Crime(Nightcrawler)5 years ago

Max: No. You can't sleep. You will stop being boring and do something with your life.

What about you max? You don't have anything to do with your life now that you're not a criminal anymore?

Max: That's... a different story ok!

mhm. Sure. Whatever you say.

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An emo grandmother5 years ago (1 edit)

colin: says who? 

:| maybe you could start creating things like us?

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Do Crime(Nightcrawler)5 years ago

Max: OOH! I do like art! Maybe I could draw!

Wow. I've never seen a mentally damaged man with trauma enjoy art before.

Max: Shut up.

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An emo grandmother5 years ago (1 edit)

-me thinking about how messed up i made my ocs- 

Colin: -alredy aslep-

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Do Crime(Nightcrawler)5 years ago

Max: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WAKE UP PESANT!

GET UP LOSER!

(notice how we switched from him saying loser and me saying pesant now he says pesant and I say loser!)

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An emo grandmother5 years ago

colin: - he literly gets up and to another room and locks the door- 

Lemme just . . -kicks the door down-

Colin: why can't yall just leave me alooonnneeeee. -triggered-

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