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I woouuullldd tell you but . . . That would spoil it :3))

Colin: ok . . ? 

:> can I finish the ice cream from earlier now?

sure.

Max: Hey! Where did you put the TV remote!

Oh. It's under the table.

Max: cool. Thanks.

-proceeds to eat the whole icecream carton . . Yes even the actually carton-

Colin: -iimmm gonna go outside and just sit because I can-

*you sit on the couch and Max is watching some horror movies* 

*someone dies*

Max; heh heh. Loser. He deserved it.

*their pet is also dead*

Max: What! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHE DID NOTHING WRONG! WHYYYYYYY! NOT THE PET! KILL THE MAIN CHARACTER BUT NOT THE PET! SHE'S INNOCENT! SHE'S INNOCENT I SWEAAAARRRR! T^T

colin: -wasn't I going outside-?-

-no, no you werent-

Colin: uh- ok then ._.

-and then . . You notice the pet was going to use an flame thrower on the last main characters bc why not-

Colin: -he just kinda decides to fall asleep-

-inhale- boi. Need I say this again, boi, how the heck are so boring.

Colin: maybe cuz you made me that way. Now shut up.

Yes ma'am.

Max: EVEN IF SHE'S NOT INNOCENT! JUST NOT THE ANIMALS WHYYYYYYYYY!

(honestly I would do the exact same thing XD)

Wait. Colin is male tho? Riiiiigggghhht? I'm not crazy right?

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yes. Yes he is.

I'll show you a picture just to prove it-


There. Ta da. ;w;

Ok-))

Colin: shush. I'm trying to sleep.

Max: No. You can't sleep. You will stop being boring and do something with your life.

What about you max? You don't have anything to do with your life now that you're not a criminal anymore?

Max: That's... a different story ok!

mhm. Sure. Whatever you say.

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colin: says who? 

:| maybe you could start creating things like us?

Max: OOH! I do like art! Maybe I could draw!

Wow. I've never seen a mentally damaged man with trauma enjoy art before.

Max: Shut up.

sure.

Max: Hey! Where did you put the TV remote!

Oh. It's under the table.

Max: cool. Thanks.