Damn. This is such a thorough comment. I really appreciate that you went out of your way to play my game, despite the jam being over.
You raise excellent points, and I only find myself more motivated to just go back and remake certain elements to eliminate potential game-crashes. Thank you for this! It feels a bit undeserved to have my game be so wonderfully and constructively analysed, but if I ever find myself working more on this game, I'll find this comment again, for sure.