Hahaha, I love the chaos of this game. Like many people below me have said, it definitely fits the theme. It looks like you put a lot of thought into the effects of each item, but I wonder if there's a way to make it clearer at a glance as to which ones are good or bad? I think that's the main part I struggled with when I first played. I hope you do add those future updates, I'm interested in where this game could go!