Toby: *he quickly closes it before you can read anything* oh, uh, please dont read that! its private, personal, y'know?
Para: ummmm, yeah no lets go yeah!
-just when you were about to teleport, you hear a weird... kitten sound? you quickly look through bushes and find this small, adorable ki- OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?
Para: *ive seen worse**also to blinded by her love of cats to notice*
Toby: * i killed me parents and saw my sister be blasted by windshield glass and die before my eyes, that shit is creepy, but ive seens worse*
Toby: *on the outside: panik*
cat: *jumps on your head and starts purring, pretty cute!*
Para: *lets the cat be on her*
Toby: *his twitching gets a bit more....violent, than before*
kitten: *notices Toby shaking and jumps on him*
Toby: *his whole entire arm twitches* t-t-t-t-thanks i g-g-guess
Kitten: *meowing with happiness*
i have to go, see you tomorrow!
cya
Toby: *vibin*
Para: *my kitty!!*
(the kitten is zalgofied, btw)
albino: awwe, how cute! are we going to bring it with us as well?