Do you wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a spinner... and a FIEND! And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets thhe kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not... One... Bit.... so, me watching, he starts spinning her around the room, laughing while he does it. He turns to me several times, and he says, "WhY sO sErIoUs?!" He flings mommy with the blade at my mouth - "Let's put a SMILE on that face!" And... why so serious?