Please let Mr. Serious know I WAS taking this seriously.
I feel a lot of judgement coming from someone operating an enterprise that I believe should be investigated by the Better Business Bureau, IRS, AND PETA.
But then again who hasn't felt those pre-date jitters and needed someone to simply STEP UP and keep the lights on in their cash-only, captive-wildlife-powered side business?
I will not throw stones. Plus I'm too busy picking up frogs, mice, and wild hare anyways.
Good job!