After some web build slowdown (and no audio), I tried the downloaded version and it worked properly. [For some reason everything worked fine when I went back just now, not sure what happened but it was probably on my end. Linux amirite?]
Your concept is hilarious extremely serious and messes with my brain, like a lot!
I thought I had started to enter a flow state with the controls until I reached what I believe to be the final level. I threw in the towel and will just have to sleep off all that milk, cause there ain't no way I'm drinking all that water too ;-;
But yeah I had a great time playing this. Really superb work here!