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Good use of the theme, some nice visuals and funny voice acting. I think for a jam, the game's a bit too long. I would be tempted to make each effect have like 5x the current strength so it's possible to lose in 3-4 days. After the second day, I ended up just doing a minimum spin on each feature. There's also quite a lot of text, I would've liked a less verbose introduction.
Metagame cogs 3/125.