i’ve always wondered what it would feel like to make hot dogs inside a strip club, this is a dream i’ve had for my whole entire life and then some. i’ve bought every product available on the market, but none of them could fulfil the deep longing in my soul to know what its like to make hot dogs in a strip club. finally after playing this game i know what that feeling is. i am writing this through tears and leftover mustard stains, you truly don’t have any idea what a flabbergasted little puddle i am right now. i can finally go back to my wife and two bald children happy and content that all is right int the topsy turvy world i call home.
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thank you so much.
y'know ever since i was a tiny little dust particle selling my organs to mcdonalds, i knew that the world was missing something. i knew that there was one thing everyone has ever wanted, and that is to cook hotdogs inside a strip club. but this was no easy task to comeplete.
i suffered hard pain that had nothing to do with my missing liver, i expirienced real sadness that had nothing to do with the fact i was selling my organs to mcdonalds, and i worked really hard to make what i knew everyone wanted. it was so hard to do that i had to invent never before seen tech to keep myself alive for 3 times the amount i was supposed to live.
but eventually on july 8th 1965, i finished the game.
and then after i very long time, on the 31st of march 2026, i released the game... and now people like YOU can know what the dopamin you get from cooking hotdogs in a strip club feels like..