thank you so much.
y'know ever since i was a tiny little dust particle selling my organs to mcdonalds, i knew that the world was missing something. i knew that there was one thing everyone has ever wanted, and that is to cook hotdogs inside a strip club. but this was no easy task to comeplete.
i suffered hard pain that had nothing to do with my missing liver, i expirienced real sadness that had nothing to do with the fact i was selling my organs to mcdonalds, and i worked really hard to make what i knew everyone wanted. it was so hard to do that i had to invent never before seen tech to keep myself alive for 3 times the amount i was supposed to live.
but eventually on july 8th 1965, i finished the game.
and then after i very long time, on the 31st of march 2026, i released the game... and now people like YOU can know what the dopamin you get from cooking hotdogs in a strip club feels like..