itch.io

thank you so much.

y'know ever since i was a tiny little dust particle selling my organs to mcdonalds, i knew that the world was missing something. i knew that there was one thing everyone has ever wanted, and that is to cook hotdogs inside a strip club. but this was no easy task to comeplete.

i suffered hard pain that had nothing to do with my missing liver, i expirienced real sadness that had nothing to do with the fact i was selling my organs to mcdonalds, and i worked really hard to make what i knew everyone wanted. it was so hard to do that i had to invent never before seen tech to keep myself alive for 3 times the amount i was supposed to live.

but eventually on july 8th 1965, i finished the game.

and then after i very long time, on the 31st of march 2026, i released the game... and now people like YOU can know what the dopamin you get from cooking hotdogs in a strip club feels like..

thank you for the comment!

(gif unrelated)

you could also just go into the "resources" and "assets" folders to see the achievement images but thats not fun!

why do I get the blame for sprites that YOU made????+???+0+0+0?)?(?=PO?=PO?)=POIP)=IOP(OULIUULIHKJ;NBMMMMMMMMM RTFB %SRTHGC YEA%TZDCB C

thanks for making the hard mode sprites btw :)

yippie.

after like a day of just updating the same game because theres always something wrong im finally done with hard mode!