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i’ve always wondered what it would feel like to make hot dogs inside a strip club, this is a dream i’ve had for my whole entire life and then some. i’ve bought every product available on the market, but none of them could fulfil the deep longing in my soul to know what its like to make hot dogs in a strip club. finally after playing this game i know what that feeling is. i am writing this through tears and leftover mustard stains, you truly don’t have any idea what a flabbergasted little puddle i am right now. i can finally go back to my wife and two bald children happy and content that all is right int the topsy turvy world i call home.

thx for playing!!

Thank you for playing!! I’m glad the mechanics came through strong :D

This was an adorable delight, i got really into the farming and once I got the dragoons on the plants, i wanted to cover every plot with them (in the end i only covered the two smaller plots with all dragoon helpers)

Very fun and addicting little game!

I absolutely loved this. I was cracking up the whole time playing it. It's an extremely dumb simple joke, "reacting to chains", but you stuck to it very well, and idk it was fun pushing the buttons to make her react. 10/10 D.A.D joke

This was extremely cute! The artstyle was 10/10, the dragoons had so much personality, and it had a lot of good references! 

I was expecting branching paths with different endings, but it seems like I could only ever get the "Built Different" Ending so idk. Really fun little visual novel with a surprising bullet hell boss.

The environment and post-process effects were very pretty, i liked the doki model and the animations seemed to flow well. It was also cute seeing Doki and Mint art and graffitti around the level.

The gameplay was confusing and the only feedback of firing the gun was the sound. I don't know what the spheres and grenade do, although it seems like their functionality wasn't 100% finished yet.

Thanks for trying it out!!

Thank you for playing! I will try uploading it as a .zip, i wasn't even considering some people may not have the right program to upload it, .7z has just given me a better experience in the past.

Haha originally the goal was going to be to hit every target, but since I needed more objects on screen for the ricochet, that changed as well. 

Thank you for playing!!!! I'm glad you had fun!

Thanks for playing!! Yeah I think if i could, I'd add a difficulty slider to control things like speed and hitbox size. I'm really glad you liked it!

Really amazing simple rpg with incredible "oh what secrets can i find" vibes. So good, thank you for making this i got sucked in playing it all the way to the end and trying to find as many secrets as possible.

thanks! and yeah there seems to be a bit of a bug where the game could speedrun you thru the ghosts after the first or second one... im not entirely sure on why that is, but restarting seems to help