This was one of my favorite games to watch evolve in Discord. The theme and humor is just delightful and instantly pulled me in. Then you've added layout and artwork that fit perfectly, mechanics that are simple and fit the theme perfectly, characters that are distinct, delightful, and have their own freaking win conditions, and a set of NPCs/locations that are far more evocative than the word count would imply.
It's annoyingly good. Really well done, but jeez, stop making the rest of us look bad!