Congrats! Very fun! The screaming really added a lot to the experience!
I didn't really get very far, I do believe I found a bug at one point: after dying once, I clicked restart but the game started me with 0 health and I seemed to be unable to die afterwards, even if I didn't press space at all.

I did still reload the page to play it properly, and it was very fun. The game was really humorous and did put a smile on my face :)